Snatch Blasting

While during coitus, the male grabs his testicles and begins to make laser beam sounds, whilst ejaculating into the female's womb.

Brah, have you ever tried snatch blasting inside of a bitch? Bitches love snatch blasting!

by dark sohma January 27, 2015

Snatch hachet

A females significant other i.e. her boyfriend or husband

John: have you seen Shirley?

Dave: Yeah, she's with her snatch hachet

by Rupert Duncan August 5, 2008

patch snatch

The small pouch above the vagina

She has a big patch snatch

by jammynose February 15, 2014

office snatch

A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.

She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.

If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.

by peacefulstreamsinyoface August 15, 2011

grannie snatch

Young guy pick'n up old lady or vice versa

He could'nt pick up any hotties so he started grannie snatching around closing time. Or,That old lady was buying everybody drinks,she was trying to grannie snatch hard!

by Gregs Web November 30, 2015

Snatch Net

A womans under garment, which, guards her snatch from chafing

"when i took off her pants it revealed her pink snatch net"

by JD February 10, 2004

snatch wrap

A term used for a chick with a puss that looks like a snack wrap from McDonalds

"That chick had one nasty barbacue snatch wrap!"

by N cracka and 25 cent February 23, 2009