handy smurf

A girl who likes to play with her blue waffle
I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!
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smurf a hammy

An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
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smurf a hammy

An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 09, 2014
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Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.
"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."
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Smurf

Word for somebody who is either a communist and/or communist like in the way they think or act. Primarily used in a negetive connotation.

Also used when referring to a total d-bag or somebody who is stingy, greedy, cheap and/or someone who lacks depth.
Ex 1: Dude, that smurf went back to our table when everyone left and swiped the tip we left.

Ex 2: That guy is a total smurf for thinking that we should all have to wait in line to get into the party.

Ex 3: The goverment is smurfing us hard by slowly diminishing our freedom.
by steezybreezybeautiful March 25, 2011
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