I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020
An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 09, 2014
An unintended injury
dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "
by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 09, 2014
"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."
by Realists June 03, 2022
Word for somebody who is either a communist and/or communist like in the way they think or act. Primarily used in a negetive connotation.
Also used when referring to a total d-bag or somebody who is stingy, greedy, cheap and/or someone who lacks depth.
Also used when referring to a total d-bag or somebody who is stingy, greedy, cheap and/or someone who lacks depth.
Ex 1: Dude, that smurf went back to our table when everyone left and swiped the tip we left.
Ex 2: That guy is a total smurf for thinking that we should all have to wait in line to get into the party.
Ex 3: The goverment is smurfing us hard by slowly diminishing our freedom.
Ex 2: That guy is a total smurf for thinking that we should all have to wait in line to get into the party.
Ex 3: The goverment is smurfing us hard by slowly diminishing our freedom.
by steezybreezybeautiful March 25, 2011