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Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.
She would pose as a gangster, a badass tough little son of a bitch from the streets of Chicago, or a tough/scary little 4'11 broad from New York, but in reality the girl was nothing like the characters she was posing as (though she saw them in herself), she was a poser from outside Harrisburg who wanted to be these other folks, since her life was more painful than anybody else's to her.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
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Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.
-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.
by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016
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Method poser

Like a method actor in that they will engage in a lifestyle they see as superficially similar to the kind of subculture etc. they are posing as an member of, without understanding the meaning behind any of it, all of this simply so that they can increase their chances of being labelled by people when they talk about stuff they do or when others see their living arrangements etc, method posers are usually male as method posing requires at least some effort in one's private life.
Wow what a faggoty, attention seeking, method poser Kyle is for bribing those doctors to set it up like he had cancer, and then getting us all to come see his stupid ass in the hospital and pretend like he was Sadako Sasaki.
by Freighttrain, The September 21, 2020
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Poser

Someone who's got a big mouth and thinks it makes them a wolf (or fox), since wolves do really have big mouths.
The poser had a mouth big enough that you'd think he/she was preying on a few people.
by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019
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Poser

Someone who tries to convince other people that they've worked harder than everyone else throughout their lives, at least when they want to get respected. A lot of the time, they think everybody else has spent their life joking around.
He/she was the worst kind of poser, the one that seemed authentic and wanted/expected to be taken seriously by other people.
by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021
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Imvu posers

IMVU posers A gathering of individuals who comes into a space to just be appreciated for their garments they sit and essentially don't let out the slightest peep to anybody untill addressed or respected for their looks it's fucking cancer
by Imvu posers December 27, 2020
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Poser

A person who pretends to like something to be cool, but actually knows nothing about the subject. They are usually widely hated. They also pretend that there is something different about them just to get attention.
" Omg, you know Maya?"

"Omg yeah, she pretends to like Panic! At the disco to impress Mike. She only knows like one song"
"She's such a poser"
by ShutyourmouthMaya April 20, 2016
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