Cherelle Parker

A gravity-defying jawn made entirely of festering trash bags, pizza boxes, and the collective disappointment of a unionized workforce. This urban eyesore arises when the mayor of Philadelphia decides playing chicken with underpaid sanitation workers is more important than, say, basic public hygiene. Usually spotted chilling on curbs, clogging storm drains, or photobombing wedding pics in Fairmount Park.

"Yo, I couldn’t even see the SEPTA stop through that Cherelle Parker of garbage."

"South Philly smells like a cheesesteak got into a fistfight with a possum inside a Cherelle Parker."

"You think Rocky ran up those Art Museum steps just to catch a whiff of this Cherelle Parker? Nah."

by Mayor McJawn July 2, 2025

Parker's Law

Any gathering of children in fancy dress, face paint or costume will feature at least one Spider-Man regardless of the actual event.

"The nativity play had one Mary, one Joseph, one baby jesus (plastic), three shepherds, four angels, six wise men, one sheep and of course, one Spider-Man. Parker's Law was in full effect."

by PrinceGinger March 3, 2025

Kai Parker

Kai Parker is from TVD and he is one of the most powerful witches in fiction. His twin is Wanda Maximoff and he solos that’s why the gemini coven didn’t like him cause he was more powerful. Kai Parker is actually a sweetheart but his family mistreated him.

Kai Parker is so misunderstood he deserved better.

by tvdu stan July 31, 2022

Parker

Probably very short and not very bright. Might be a fortnite kid, or just has a whiny personality.

Person A: “Have you met Parker?”

Person B: “I would rather shoot myself.”

by gay.llama February 20, 2023

Parker

A litel peace of shit and acts like a girl on her period HAS no penis just vagina is name of kid

That parKer

by Penis makeer December 23, 2019

Parker

The guy in class who doesn’t pay attention and makes it everyone’s problem. Also probably racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, ableist, or all of the above.

Person A: who the hell is making animal sounds in class?
Person B: that’s just Parker

by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022

peter parker's boi

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.

"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."

by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019