Dolphin Jumping

When the wind is blowing up on your dick and it looks like a dolphin

"Dude it was 105 degrees out and I was Dolphin Jumping so hard"

by ShayneT March 16, 2015

walking the dolphin

Term for masturbating or giving a hand job.

Mom walked in on me walking the dolphin.

by Phill Me Brightly February 17, 2018

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023

butter dolphin

A butter dolphin is a type of dolphin that lives in butter, preferably bregott. It was discovered in "the suberbs" of sweden by a dolphin lover that liked to put dolphins in her butter.

"wow thats a lovely butter dolphin you got there, may i touch it?"
"BUTTER DOLPHIN!!"

by butterdolphin00 December 12, 2016

Epiphany of dolphin

When a group of dolphins has a really great idea and then they do it; also plural for a brilliant group of dolphins

Epiphany of dolphins like a barrel of monkeys like a tower of giraffes like a murder of crows

by Bambi barrister July 1, 2022

dolphins

The dolphins are the second most intelligent species on the planet Earth, only surpassed by mice, although many outside observers don't know about the mice. They long ago knew of Earth's planned destruction and tried to communicate this to humans who misinterpreted it as "amusing attempts to punch football or whistle for tidbits." The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double backward somersault through a hoop while whistling the "Star Spangled Banner," but was, in fact, a message. The message was "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.”

by sixtimesseven June 10, 2020

Dolphin-head

When the tip of a man’s penis slips out of some article of clothing.

Bro I was working out in some super small shorts and my dolphin-head just popped right out.

by Girth-Micheals January 4, 2024