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Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.
My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.
by Millo92 January 21, 2022
mugGet the Cabbage Patch Dollmug.

muff cabbage

Person 1: That Snooki, she sure is a muff cabbage.
Person 2: What do you mean, muff cabbage?
Person 1: Oh, its a Jersey thing
by Not_from_jersey October 21, 2010
mugGet the muff cabbagemug.

muff cabbage

Is a new jersey woman with an extremely hairy vagina
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
mugGet the muff cabbagemug.

muff cabbage

You muff cabbage, go back to New Jersey!
by erye777 October 19, 2010
mugGet the muff cabbagemug.

Cabbage Waptain

a state of being
I'm a cabbage waptain
by Sir Wapty Cabbage November 7, 2012
mugGet the Cabbage Waptainmug.

Cabbage

Used to describe something that is absolute shit.

Also caaaaabbbssss for emphasis.
"Luke's looking so cabbage today!"

"I have an exam tomorrow and I haven't shown up all year" "Fuck that's cabsssss!"
by Sanremo August 25, 2018
mugGet the Cabbagemug.

Clapped Cabbage

An insult that is everything and nothing at the same time, also can can describe something that is just booty cheeks
Bro... that Game was Pure Clapped cabbage.
by Yeet Meisters™️ February 5, 2019
mugGet the Clapped Cabbagemug.

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