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lasagna chop

1. When passing by something that says FedEx on it one person exclaims "lasagna chop" and gives a karate chop across the chest to another person.

2. Lasagna chop is a game very similar to "punch buggy" the difference is you use FedEx as a trigger. Can be a FedEx truck, drop box or sign on a building; anything that had FedEx is a trigger.

History-This game came to be due to the lack of VW bugs and the need to hit ones friends for fun.
Driving by a FedEx drop by James yell out "lasagna chop" and hits Geoff in the chest.
by medicneballer May 21, 2017
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Multi-chop

a word you scream repeatedly (while waveing you hands in a karate-choping motion) at someone who refuses to stop talking, in order to instill silence.
guy 1: blah blah balh my life sucks blah blah

guy 2:Multi-chop, Multi-chop

guy 1: but-

guy 2: MULTI CHOP, MULTI CHOP, MULTI CHOP

guy 1: *silence*
by Lary The Fuzzy Coke February 22, 2012
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kron-chop

n. to get hit in the face karate-style with a labia. also known as the "female teabag". effective as a finishing move.
Karen is so flexible and loose she's able to kron-chop almost anyone in the face! Skilllllzzzz!!
by poo.on.u April 19, 2009
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chopping cookies

Basically another term for jerking off. If you put cookies in a cup of ice cream and use the spoon to "chop the cookies", it looks like you're masturbating.
Hey Doug you look tired. You look like you were chopping cookies all night
by May 21, 2018
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Washing The Chops

When you really drunk and ready to party and all your friends bail out and go to bed so you jizz on the food and serve it to them the next day
Those cunts all went to bed so I’m washing the chops for breakfast
by Spacedmunkee June 3, 2021
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Chopping Cheddar

Chopping Cheddar:(Informal) is the act of Making/counting large amounts of Money!..
A yo, you see son on the corner?..That fool stays "Chopping Cheddar" ALL DAY!
...He stays getting Money!
by SadBastad August 23, 2022
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Chopped ass

a very unattractive girl that a guy gets with when he is extremely horny.
Friend 1:“bro that girl was so ugly why did I get with her”
Friend 2: “haha, you got some chopped ass.”
by federalfred January 18, 2023
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