Bobby Johnson

A loosely defined cocktail emerging on the west coast. A Bobby Johnson’s ingredients are made to order at the request of whatever the consumer feels like drinking at any given moment.

Patron: I’ll have a Bobby Johnson, please.

Bartender: .... (wears a look of confident hesitancy)

Patron: yea that’s a whiteclaw, whiskey, and lime on the rocks.

Bartender: of course, that’ll be $5

by B. Johnson August 28, 2019

Bobby

Bobby is the sort of person to just attract so much minge it’s unbelievable, some people say he may even get to much, he is a nice human being and will go out of his way to help anyone and even put him self at risk for them.

That bobby is such a stud he should save some clunch for the rest of us.

by Wisicjnejauxudb November 22, 2021

Dirty Bobbi

A cat loving bitch who enjoys an asshole licking just like her cats.

I met a girl at Holiday Inn bar last night who smelled pretty ripe so I gave her a dirty Bobbi while straightening her hair.

by Tornado thunder March 19, 2022

Bobby Christensen

Bobby Christensen has the most rizz of all, he has more rizz than Emil Hansen, he can get any girl that he wants.

Bobby Christensen is the rizz god

by Emil Hansen November 10, 2022

bobby

a sexy man with big hairy nuts

wow i wish i was bobby

by fortnitepooper69 November 24, 2021

Bobby

A moment in someone’s mind when they are brain dead or a completely retarded moment happens

*Adam answers with the worst answer possible to the teacher’s question*
Trevor Mocks at Adam “holy shit Bobby”

by Mentally retarded April 25, 2021

bobbie poo

Typically a girl who resembles a cow. They also tend to be gobby and complain a lot.

Today I met a proper Bobbie poo. They wouldn't stop nagging me about how I did something wrong according to her.

by England Undead1 July 12, 2019