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Math Class

Math class may often be mistaken for math yet they are in fact very different.

Math on one hand is extremely useful for life skills and job requirements and to succeed in the future... While math class is filled with 90% hot garbage and homework that we have to waste 25 out of 24 hours in our day to complete! ):<
1. You’re almost as bad as math class!

2. You’re so mean! When you die you’re going to math class!

3. Were you born in math class or something! You’re so evil!
by Globnorp.on.instagram February 14, 2018
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Math Class

Depending on your cleverness, Math class could be a place of learning and enlightenment. If you have a crappy teacher however, this WILL be a place of doing the dumb shit that you would rather do instead. Like for instance, playing games, throwing stuff, play UNO, scream at the top of your lungs, draw on the whiteboard, freestyle raping, ETC. You will not learn anything in this scenario and you will fail the class because the teacher still assigns a test the next day, but it is worth it.
Peter: You ready to do DUMSHIT in math class today!?
Emmit: HELL YEAH!!!!!
by kjdshlawpromiseaksdghvlevanfis January 30, 2020
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Math is power!

Statement that basically means “WOW! That’s brilliant!”
Spongebob: When your parents see how dumb I act, they’ll think you’re the smartest guy ever!
Patrick: Math is power!
by Plasmus October 13, 2018
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Jackson Math

This tells you all you need to know

If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?

The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
by JacksonScience October 12, 2021
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Math Moses

A person who is completley divine in mathematics, that wont lead into complete and uncertain consequences.
Fan: Did you know that Micheal Jordan's nickname was "Black Moses"?

Fan2: If he can play basket ball as well as i can do math, i guess you can call me a Math Moses
by PWHAT May 21, 2009
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Alien Math

A phrase that simpletons use to call complex mathematics that they cannot comprehend.
*It is Jerry's first day at University. He looks at some equations written out in his class.*
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...
by PrettyMuchHeisenberg September 8, 2018
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Potato math

Something that is both entirely pointless and unnecessarily complicated.
Guy 1 “it would take 12 banks of 240000 potatoes wired in series to start a car”

Guy 2 “quit doing potato math and get to work
by Prince Korr March 15, 2023
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