tard talk

conversation imitating speech characteristics of actors, cartoon characters, fellow humans with speech flaws, animals, etc.

When you said, "I wub you" it was tard talk.

by Friend of Big Sun July 10, 2007

color tard

mean thing to call members of the color gaurd

look at that girl holding her flag upside-down
yeah man she is such a color tard

by Lizzy O. August 26, 2007

car-tard

a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.

"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."

wow what a car-tard

"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"

and again

by Chris Soukas January 1, 2008

part tard

A person who is partly retarded. One who lacks enough social/mental capacity to be a contributing member of society.

"Wow, Scott your about a part tard!"

by Hallbn April 17, 2008

tard stick

Anything a tard happens to have in hand.

examples: broom, hotdog, safety-lighter

The gentleman tard-blog prefers using a tard stick to light his pipe.

by Ymerkenovovitch May 28, 2008

Bast-tard

1) A person who is very stupid (aka retarded) and also a complete bastard

2) a combination of bastard and retard

*often used with complete preceding it*

Edwardo "Hahaha! Ricardo your girl friend is a lesbo!"
* Edwardo picks nose then tries to eat it through ear*
Ricardo to Edmund "Wow Edwardo is a complete bast-tard!

Wow my teacher is bast-tard!

My bitch sucked me so bad I called her a bast-tard!

by Edward Von Trapp May 30, 2008

Tard Sauce

If you put sauce behind every word, it just makes it better.

person #1: So I heard they cancelled The Office
person#2: Say wha? That is such tard sauce.

by jojo_my_mojo February 21, 2009