Jesus take the wheel

When things are so hard to understand that all you can do is call forth Jesus.

Person1: Did you hear Keri is still a hoe.

Person2: After she apparently found the Lord?

Person1: Yes.

Person2: Oh Jesus take the wheel!!

by GxLuci October 29, 2014

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take him down a notch

If somebody is taking more than his fair share, or thinks he's all that, it's time "take him down a notch." Put him in his place.

To take someone down a notch, you don't have to insult him. You just beat him at his own game.

I took Mister Hotpants down a notch. His so-called girlfriend gave me her digits.

by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004

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take me now, sailor!

sarcastic phrase used nowadays when a woman is getting hit on or "charmed" by a scum bag; used in the early days by "loose" women to get attention of our boys at sea.

"Hey Babe; gimme yo' digits."
Take me now, sailor!

by fool89 November 17, 2007

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Brazilian Take Out

When going down on a woman she places her partner in a triangle choke(a ju jitsu move) and begins choking them out. During the choke out the partner begins eating her out and if she gets off before he passes out she lets go.

Dude! She got Brazilian Take Out last night and almost broke my neck.

by Hog_Slayer January 31, 2009

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Take my talents to South Beach

To fuck someone over. Inspired by the narcissistic and disloyal NBA all-star, LeBron James when he decided to take up an hour of primetime TV to announce he'll be signing with the Miami Heat.

Don't make my take my talents to South Beach and not pick you up from work today.

by yusef1103 July 16, 2010

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