Tea Kettle 

Where you place your balls in someone's mouth and then urinate into their eyes.

The other day, my roommate slept for 16 hours so I tea kettled his ass.

Tea Kettle by 3rd Floor Seward September 25, 2006

Tea Party

This is the act of urinating on someone, something, or some place.

I was pissing off the balcony and accidentally gave Eugene a tea party.

I held a tea party on the restroom wall.

Tea Party by Hard Ass May 22, 2003

tea with grandma 

A euphonism for anal sex (a code phrase that sounds innocent enough)

Parents: Where are you going?
Son/Daughter: Im going to have tea with grandma.

tea with grandma by ryne August 26, 2005

tea picker 

Derogatory term for a Sri Lankan.

Arjuna Ranatunga is a tea picker. In fact, Arjuna Ranatunga is a fat tea picking cheating cunt.

tea picker by 26_felix_st May 2, 2006

tea bagging 

Draping the "hairy brain" over some unsusecting subjects mouth

"check it out! little joe is T bagging that old lady"

tea bagging by Ronzo May 29, 2003

tea party

Code word for sexual encounters while young children are present.

Hey Jessie, will you watch the chitlins so I can have a tea party with yasir?

tea party by angelbrat July 22, 2007

tea bag 

In referince to some FPS video games when a player would kill his/her opponent and "Crouch" numorous times over the dead corp's face in the fassion of the sexual move "Tea baging", usually very funny when the person dead has the respawn time on and is seing there own dead body beign teabaged on and they can not do anything about it.

The most Tea baging probably known today is to occur mostly in the game HALO 2 ,

tea bag by P BLunt July 18, 2008