Squeegee

When a person who typically wears dentures removes their dentures to give a blow job and drags their gums along the shaft.

"Betty squeegeed that dick like a dirty window."

by Sage Jay September 16, 2016

squeef

squirting and queefing at the same time

i love it when she squeefs. or ew did she just squeef?

by vito470 September 6, 2016

squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016

Squeef

A cross between a squirt and a queef.
When a girl queefs and squirts

"Yeah man, she squeefed all over me!"

by JustYourAverageZombie June 9, 2016

Squeeze Job

Is a version of a handjob where the girl instead of strokes the penis, squeezes the penis. Is used mostly on guys with smaller sized packages

Yo I heard that Derick got a squeeze job, you know what that means

by Tradala November 24, 2016

Squeeze

To pop a spot.

Andy had to give his spots a real tight squeeze for them to pop.

by PapsMcKeys November 29, 2016

squeeze

Alcoholic drink made by using Sterno (a gelled non-potable alcohol) and a loaf of bread. The Sterno is squeezed by hand to make the alcohol flow into the bread. The bread is then squeezed to extract what is thought to be drinkable intoxicating alcohol. Very dangerous and poisoned many skid-row alcoholics, often causing blindness.

Man I'm gonna have to get some Squeeze, don't have no money for nothing else and I got the ants under my skin!

by Misterfixit January 6, 2017