spit shine

HEAD, DOME, SUCKING DICK...however you want to put it, it is all the same.

Yo I just beat plus a spit shine my nigga.

by Jones The Greatest August 29, 2004

spitfire

I am a spitfire because I am a redhead, highly emotional, and when angry, words sting like fire shot from my mouth.

Yikes what a spitfire!

by Spitfire -- what else ;) March 12, 2005

Shit-Spit

To spit out something in some way resembling shit in texture, smell, taste, feel, or look.

Me: Dude don't put that cappuccino mix in your mouth. You might shit-spit it on this awesome shirt.

David: *PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF* (shit spits)

Me: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!

by w00t. April 7, 2007

turkey spit

When you about to blow ya load on a hoe, have that hoe tug on on your balls and watch it shoot off like apollo 13.

When ya really really bored with doing missionary, tell your bitch, grab and get ready for a pearl shower Hoe says now that was a nice turkey spit gangsta Give that Bitch a Turkey Spit

by DGeatatJG February 28, 2008

llama spit

only the absolute funnyest thing that can happen to someone else.

bob: HAHAHAHAHAHA you just got llama spit on you HASHAAHAHHAHAHA

jon: its not funny *sadness*

by screamer36432 July 23, 2011

Beaver Spit

(cum), (jizz), (spooj), (lady cum), (lady liquid)
female ejaculation cased by an orgasm of the vagina after stimulation

oh shit my Beaver Spit is all over him!!!

by sexual diviat on the move June 8, 2009

Spitblindness

Inability to admit Spitfire had ANY design flaws.

You can see an example of accute spitblindness in it's last stage at ubi forums, unfortunetly at this stage Spitblindness is uncureable.

by Brain32 May 16, 2006