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speed bumps

burps you get when you smoke a lot of weed.
dude, i'm tripping ball sacks. oh! speed bumps!
by cbldrg29 January 28, 2010
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Japanese Speed Bump

When the male or female takes a cucumber and places it in the women's vagina, then takes a sledgehammer or some other sort of blunt object and smashes away at it.
Damn he gave me a great "Japanese Speed Bump" last night!
by Will Carroll April 15, 2010
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Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
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filipino speed stick

a term in which a male ejaculates into a females armpits if she is hot/sweaty/tired etc. generally used if there is no deodorant in the area for perspiration.
Female: "oh man im so sweaty and i need deodorant i wish i had some".

Mike: "here how's about i give you a Filipino Speed stick to prevent you from sweating anymore and let you cool off"
by that1Guy209 February 16, 2010
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Human Speed Bump

A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.
The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.
by slice60 February 22, 2008
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speed limit 18

an up-and-coming indie pop band with a lot of potential and a lot of passion
Speed Limit 18 is the best! I love Speed Limit 18!
by Oliver Sachs May 28, 2020
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High speed

A term used by people who are washed up world history teachers, and were in the military. normally a compliment unless used in a term such as "thats not highspeed".
origin of said word is unknow.
"your droppin' the ball High speed!"
"what a gentleman, very High speed"
"now THAT'S High speed!"-Mr.shelbourne
by gnarxkill78 December 9, 2010
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