Tri Song Clause

If you're in a club and you don't really know if you should already go, wait for 3 songs in a line to suck, then go. Also known as Three Tune Condition

Jay: Shall I leave already?
Mitch: Dunno, use the Tri Song Clause!

Julie: Nah, i hatet the last three songs, dunno if I should stay any longer...
Mary: The Tri Song Clause says you should!

by DaVati October 16, 2013

Stalker Song

Stalker Song Is Drake's song "Hold on we're going home" in one of the lyrics he says "I got my eyes on you"

Kid: Drake's song is the stalker song
Friend: Which one m8
Kid: "Hold On We're Going Home"

by SubMachineFrost January 19, 2016

Pole Song

A song you could picture yourself or one of your friends sliding around the stripper on, either very slowly or fast & ratchet!

Ohhh I love this song! This is my pole song!

by ry101 September 2, 2016

crutch song

A crutch song is a song that helps you get through an event that is sad or is used for helping get your mind off of a pain of some sort.

X Gon Give It To Ya is my crutch song

by BlazingH0TD0G January 4, 2017

Sing-song squirt

When you masturbate to someone serenading you.

When Robert played that song he wrote for me, he made me Sing-song squirt

by Clout Daddy November 6, 2017

kitchen song

The song you dance to with your significant other that 2 in the morning.

Me and Peter’s kitchen song is “These Arms of Mine” by Otis Redding.

by _baileymathis_ January 26, 2018

Headphones Song

A song that, if you live in a household of persons that may be involved with church or charity's, it would be very offensive to play this song loudly. So you wear headphones.

A: Yo, I had this great headphones song, so i bought some beats to listen to em with, but beats are made of such terrible quality that everyone could hear them
B: lol. rip

by BobTucker567 February 7, 2018