Smurf

A Smurf is someone with a lack of talent and normally let's people with talent do work for them.

"Ben is a fucking Smurf, he lip synced at the talent show."

by LimKappa May 24, 2018

mama smurf

When A girl fucks yoi but keaves you blue-balled

Man this girl mama smurfed me last name what a dick

by Cool kid 62 June 17, 2017

handy smurf

A girl who likes to play with her blue waffle

I walked in on my sister, she was doing handy smurf.

by Geo P June 24, 2021

smurf plunge

Sexual intercourse in a portable lavatory. As there is only room for one occupant, the head of the receiving party must be submerged in the blue chemical liquid.

Soldier 1: Why is your face blue?
Soldier 2: I was the second man in and had to take a smurf plunge in order to accommodate for the lack of fuck space.
Soldier 1: That's fucked up, but at least you got some.

by smurfmaker February 8, 2014

Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.

" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!

by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020

Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

Smurfing

To have sex with another organism Smurf style.
Smurf Style

I was smurfing Smurfette last night.

by Mecrobmaster April 23, 2009