short and stubby 

short and is really buff

that man is very short and stubby.

short and stubby by suck me daddy 12 January 21, 2020

Short girl 

A short girl is a girl who is below average. These people are also known as Brooklynn a girl who is in the 6th grade, but 4’3

Friend 1 : Oh look at the short girl
Friend 2: hey Brooklynn your so short

Brooklynn: 🙄

Short girl by I’m small November 12, 2019

Short King 

A coping mechanism for men who sit on or below the average height scale. Usually used in the presence of women in an attempt to prove worthiness, especially when real men are in the vicinity.

Man 1: All the women here won’t even talk to me, 5’ 8” isn’t even short. It’s above average! They don’t respect what it means to be a Short King.

Man 2: (Leaving with a woman) Poor guy over there, he seems to be coming up short all night.

Man 1: You’re only 6ft that’s not even that much taller than me!
Man 2: (Continues to leave and proceeds to laugh in tall)

Short King by TachankaSpankYa February 11, 2022

Short-arse 

someone whome lacks height due to being retarded....

Lee And Stacey Are Short-arses

Short-arse by L Maddison January 25, 2005

short fatty 

a short and fat penis...like jon reardon who is the biggest fag ever...no friends .....no life

Reardon your penis is so tiny....you must have social autism

short fatty by Derexan October 20, 2003

Short Bus Kids 

1.)n. A very avanced marajuana researchers group located in New England.
2.)v. To loose ones focus, and stumble at whatever present task he/she is undertaking at said moment, usally due to over smoke of marajuana.

n. Guy: " I got some amazing pot from some place in NE called Short Bus Kids"
Guy2: " @#!$^ sweet!!!!

v. Guy " Hey did I flush the toilet?
Guy2: " No.."
Guy2: " you pulled an SBK move huh..?
Guy: " ah shit..."

Short Bus Kids by Short Bus Kid's October 16, 2008

short porch

In the same family as the upper decker,a short porch is the act of defecating on ones toilet seat whether it be for fun or revenge

I felt like being an asshole so I pulled a short porch in ryans bathroom

short porch by SJ Vegas October 18, 2008