Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.

Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?

Shopping-Shits by priaprismWOO October 2, 2023

shopping-cart hockey

Refers to da steps-saving groceries-trolley-returning practice whereby ya halt a few yards from da cart-corral in da parking lot and then give da cart a speedy push so dat it (hopefully!) rolls da rest of da way into da corral, thus scoring a "goal".

I always love seeing my "aimed and released" shopping-cart roll smoothly between da walls of da corral; shopping-cart hockey is even more satisfying, though, if said cart also clatters itself into place at da end of da line of other carts in da corral.

shopping-cart hockey by QuacksO November 10, 2024

Skipping the gym 

Being a pussy bitch like chance and not going to the gym and blaming it on other people

Lucas went to the gym late so I’m skipping the gym

Skipping the gym by Trillvin December 5, 2023

shopping cart abandonment 

"Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.

"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."

shopping cart abandonment by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024

slipping 

lacking situational awareness, especially in dangerous situations

"Tommy's usually on point but he got caught slipping last Friday outside the McDonald's because he got distracted by Denise's fine ass. Took two in the chest before he could even get out his piece."

"Fool got jacked at the gas station. Homie was totally slipping: didn't even see dude coming."

slipping by WanderingAnchorite January 21, 2024

slipping liquid 

Verb: when you almost crap your pants when you have diarrhea.

My stomach didn't feel right, I bent over, and next thing you know I was slipping liquid.

slipping liquid by Certainly not Katie July 30, 2024

slipping liquid 

Almost pooping yourself when you have diarrhea

I bent down to put away a box and started slipping liquid. I ran to the bathroom so fast with my butthole clenched!

slipping liquid by Certainly not Katie July 30, 2024