Shit Potato

When you intentionally clog an establishment's toilet by forcing a potato into the bottom of their toilet and then take a massive, burrito-driven dump on top of it. Then you wait and watch from a hidden table as the poor bastard tries to flush unsuccessfully and only after putting on the shoulder high gloves does he manage to extract the potato from under all that noxious, diarrhea water.

After my buddy got fired from his bartending job, I went and bought a beautiful yukon gold, had two carne asada burritos and a venti latte, and I dropped the biggest shit potato ever in their third stall. He needed two barbecue forks to loosen that evil spud.

by mctuggin April 8, 2010

Dog Shit Fart

A fart that is comparable to a fresh pile that a dog has just pushed out. Usually a fowel smell that has the potential to clear a large room of people. Not to be confused with a normal smelly fart. Dog shit farts make the farter want to itch his sphincter after release similar to a dog trying to wipe it's ass using the rug or carpet. This term is also known as a DSF.

"Mike had ruined my dinner because he had a dog shit fart in the kitchen"

by CPal21 September 14, 2011

shit on ice

A good thing

This party's gonna be shit on ice

by flippityjibbits June 2, 2017

kill some shit

An activity or phenomena that many young males go out of their way to achieve in order to obtain emotional equilibrium and relieve either boredom or sadness. It is often achieved through the use of video games such as "Call of Duty" since the physical act of killing someone or something is often frowned upon. The act of "killing some shit" may also be used therapeutically.

He just got dumped, he must feel terrible. He should go and kill some shit that will make him feel better.

by donotdoit October 27, 2010

Beats the shit outta me

I have no clue.
I don't know.
longer form of "beats me"

Question: Who would draw this kind of map? Answer: Beats the shit outta me.

by sitjpk November 5, 2012

scare the living shit out of

To startle or spook somebody.

My brother likes to scare the living shit out of me by hiding behind doors and jumping out when I least expect it.

by MsTits June 24, 2016

you dont know jack shit

you dont know jack shit a word meaning you know nothing or are too stupid to figure it out

dude whats an electric car

man you dont know jack shit you are too stupid to know what an electric car is unless you get ran over by one

by littlejimmie January 24, 2019