A situation in which an individual sits on the toilet seat, and lets out an audible, "uhhh" due to the below freezing temperature of the toilet seat.
Rick: "Ill be back man, i gotta take a shit."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."
Tom: "Careful, i just went in the left stall and it was a wicked freezer seat."
Rick: "Duly Noted."
by Skeeter Beater April 29, 2010
Get the Freezer Seatmug. When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.
*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*
by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011
Get the Seat Jumpmug. Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.
by Dong knots July 16, 2015
Get the Seat Cheesemug.
Get the Bike without a seatmug. It's when you put your arm around your friend's bag strap at the end of the school day and then you both spin around in circles.
It was the end of another school day, a dude was walking with his best friend to the car parking lot and he only had one strap around his shoulder so the friend put HIS arm around the other free strap and they together spun around in circles; the act was coffee seat as.
by Weirdass defintions November 3, 2018
Get the Coffee Seatmug. John and some of his friends got T-boned by a semi last night, unfortunately your son was in the hot seat
by innocentexile June 14, 2016
Get the The hot seatmug. Random Girl about to get into her car to leave by herself passenger seat Pete (Jose) slides right into that passenger seat to accompany her
by Trash Panda King August 3, 2018
Get the Passenger seat Petemug.