satanic blowjob

when you light your penis on fire and tell a bitch to put it out by giving you sloppy toppy
My mates and I went to Amsterdam one time and I got my first satanic blowjob (receiving end praise satan)
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satan roast

an absolute horrible arabica coffee that tastes like been roasted in the fiery depths of hell itself.
"this coffee is complete shite....what is it, satan roast?"
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Messianic Satanism

Messianic Satanism is a type of Spiritual Satanism that worships a human being

or series of human beings as in incarnation(s) or Avatar(s) of Satan. The major

branch of this religion worships an incarnation or man who is said to have been

born sometimes in the 1960's and may or may not be alive today.He is often

called Vlad Demonicus. He is widely believed to have written a book called the

Maldictus which some groups use as a "Bible". There are many versions of it.

Another worships an incarnation or Avatar that is yet to be born.That is also

often called Vlad Demonicus. There Priesthood know certain secret signs that

point to the real incarnation that they keep secret in order to discourage

imposters.
The idea of an incarnation is that of a counter Christ or antichrist and the

religion is thought of as a type of antichristanity and extreme rejection of it.
He Believes in Messianic Satanism.
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Satan's fitte

A norwegian swear word meaning satan's pussy
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Satan Slay

Satan slay you, Aiden >: (!
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