Samuel Wu

That one kid you knew in highschool who committed suicide

Hey remember Samuel Wu?

Haha, i don't either

by Shjwiwisjdbjskslslskso March 7, 2019

Samuel

Is a raging homosexual likes men seduces oranges and has sex with fruits in the fridge dry humps his wall and his momma

"Oh no guys looks out! Its Samuel! Hide your fruits away before he molests them!"

by xx_thepr0phet16235_xx November 20, 2021

Samuel Denny

Awesome sauce

Things were sad panda before Samuel Denny came

by frankflemming November 11, 2020

Samuel ryder academy

SRA a school for which boys and girls go to get a lower self esteem, to have no friends and to have the teachers give consequence points

Random : hey do you go Samuel Ryder Academy ?
Student : yes , why ?
Random : I feel so bad

by VikkyK10 May 13, 2022

Samuel

Samuel is always that weird kid, probably dysfunctional in some way.

Has a Samuel ever had a real friend? (Except for them in his hallucination)

Well well, we can all agree that he is a perfect live-action actor for Sid, from Ice Age.

"Have u seen Samuel?"
"NO! But I can smell him from a distance..."

by SamuelDatWeirdKid November 25, 2021

Samuel

He is a fat stinky pedo

me:hey who is that
john:that is a stinky fat pedo
samuel:im not a pedo

by vkhvhxv May 8, 2023

Samuel

Samuel is the biggest piece of sh*t ever, he plays every single girl, he uses his friends for money, he catfishes as a girl to get more money.

THIS IS FOR YOU SAMUEL / SAM (aimed) 🙂

Ew is that Samuel? 🤢

by C4RLEYY 😉 May 2, 2021