i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.

Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”

by Cosmog March 2, 2021

Everybody looks to the left everybody looks to the right

it’s just a song popular on tiktok.

commonly found with a baby looking around

you: “everybody looks to the left everybody looks to the right”

them: “ohh I know that song!”

by jaci lol May 11, 2022

religious right

A movement that is neither. A 1980’s to 1990’s effort by Christian fundamentalist extremists to preempt government by undermining the basic separations of church and state. A group of like minded individuals – see Southern Baptists – who somehow became fixated with an extreme fundamentalist view of Christianity and are dead set on ramming it down the throats of everyone else.

The state of Virginia is a hot bed of the religious right, having the embarrassment of both Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson.

by Bill Garnett July 22, 2004

Fuck Me Right

A Phrase used when you are feeling like an idiot for saying something, or someone gives you shit for something.

"Karla"- Hey matt, why didnt you go to class this morning there was a test?"
"Matt"- Fuck me Right?

Adam-"Matt Why didnt you drink last night, you could of gotten laid easily?

Matt-"Fuck me right?"

Fuck me right is a rossy saying.

by Matt Feichtinger November 17, 2007

right johnny good

1)An exclamation of delight. 2)When something hits the spot or fulfills a need. 3)Superlative, Overstating the significance of something's worth.

Right johnny good, you are fine!
Oatmeal cookies sound right johnny good!
That smacktard thinks he's right johnny good

by Gimli July 9, 2003

right fucking sideways

Piss ass drunk

A) What'd you do last night?

B) We got right fucking sideways!

by crazyfridaynight November 22, 2009

right to be mad

Used as an excuse to treat the person who made you mad like shit for an indiscriminate amount of time due to the perceived justification of the anger.

Generally used by girlfriends against their boyfriends. Over the other often more mature options of talking about it and coming to a reasonable solution.

Boyfriend joked about the girlfriend being stubborn.
Girlfriend claims "I have the right to be mad!!!
Boyfriend proceeds to get the silent treatment and sleeps alone for 2 days.

by nate-dawg-dizzle March 1, 2010