ride stank

The powerful and unstoppable odor you can't get out of your car. Most common ride stanks are pet-related or food-related.

Duder 1: "Holy shit it stinks up in your Lancer doggy!"

Duder 2: "I know dude, I can't get rid of it. My beagle puked his fucking guts out a couple weeks ago."

Duder 1: "Damn dude, he's such a dick. This is one ride stank I'll never be able to get out of my nose ya herd!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

Ride the Hydra

The act of tripping off of diphenhydramine hcl. A chemical found in sleeping pills and some allergy medication, a large enough dose acts as a deliriant, and can cause hallucinations, confusion, and one hell of a good time.

Last night I had an entire conversation with Abraham Lincoln before I realized he wasn't actually there. That's how you ride the hydra.

by Chessure October 23, 2012

ride it like a soldier

When a female rides the dick hard and with a lot of zest.

"Ride it like a soldier."
dude believe me when I tell you, she rode it like a soldier.

by sherblonsky May 16, 2016

Trials rider

generally youths who ride small framed bikes with stupidly wide handlebars to give better control and very good brakes, often scene hopping all over benches, ahnd rails roofs, skips and anything else that is about.

"did you just see that trials rider do that 7ft rail to rail gap?"

by Bill January 11, 2004

stubby riders

stubby shorts that ride up your arse when jogging or bending over ridingstubs

I wear my stubby riders every day at the gym so the girls can cop a perve of my curves.

by bread infection October 9, 2005

Bro riders

Mens pants that are too baggy, or don't have a belt, that keep falling down and keep showing your ass.

"Man, I need to throw these pants away when I get home, these bro riders showed about 12 girls my crack today."

by timmit104 April 11, 2009

Rice Rider

One who likes to ride asian cock.

Girl one; "OMG HANNAH IS SUCH A RICE RIDER."
Girl two; "Yeah look at her hitting on that asian!"

by momooobabe January 21, 2011