Retard

Derogatory term for the disabled.

Hahaha, look at this retard, he's in a wheelchair.

Retard by YOURORHIS January 5, 2026

Retard

Whatever John Henry does for the Red Sox post 2018 World Series.

“The Red Sox won 17-1 against the orioles today”
“Yea but the fired the coaching staff after the game while on a road trip”
“That’s just what a John Henry (retard) does”

Retard by The Yawkey Way April 25, 2026

Retard

Word used to describe someone who is mentally disabled or “dumb”

Apple is so retarded bro :p

Apple girl is a retard

Retard by Daniel :p April 25, 2026

Retard

A person who consistently misreads communication that was clear enough to understand correctly. Describes a pattern of interaction, not a cognitive trait or intent
— the cause, whether stubbornness, low emotional awareness, willfulness, or anything else, does not factor into the designation. Applies regardless of neurological or cognitive profile.

See: Trump voters, most comment sections, your aunt at Thanksgiving — you've met a retard before

Retard by MotivesAreLikePancakes June 29, 2026

retárd 

For eons said when you wanted to say retarded, so the sound was different, and you said retard, so you said retárd, not spelled like that until Zack Galiffinakas a world famous actor, said it in form where it was very funny, and intentional, because he's a wise Guy.

"Well maybe we should tell that to Rain Man…because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a retárd."

retárd by Setsuko Kaguya December 11, 2018

Retard Unit 

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.

Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.

Retard Unit by vektorweg June 5, 2017

Retard Units 

Retard Units is an unofficial synonym for "imperial measurements". As the rest of the world use metrics, the internet culture started mocking the medieval traditions of the Americans, and how little sense the usage of imperials pose compared to metrics.

Space begins 100 kilometers from the earth, that's 62,14 miles in Retard Units.

Retard Units by Alseimik March 5, 2018