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postmodem bipolar depression

Unlike the previously mentioned in Urbandictionary 'postmodem depression' which is the feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet for a long time, like several minutes. Postmodem bipolar depression is the feeling you get when your internet connection keeps going off: when it's up you feel happy and excited; when it's down, you feel sad, lonely and helpless. This can happen several times in a day.
I haven't seen your sister for days: I've heard she's suffering from postmodem bipolar depression.
by timidmoon November 24, 2010
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Depression Nap

The 3-4 hour nap you take after school because of the homework you know you need to do later.
“Myah can’t come to the phone right now, because she is taking a depression nap”
by Myahsaurus November 1, 2019
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depression

A medical condition that turns into so much of a loser that you end up looking up "depression" on Urban Dictionary on a Saturday night.
From day one I talked about getting out
But not forgetting about
How all my worst fears were letting out
He said "why put a new address
on the same old loneliness?'
When breathing just passes the time
Until we all just get old and die
Now talking's just a waste of breath
And living's just a waste of death
And why put a new address
On the same old loneliness?
And this is you and me
and me and you
until we have nothing left
Depression sucks.
by gymclasshero December 28, 2005
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depression

by no one cares September 13, 2003
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Great Recession

Buzzword for the economic collapse of post 9/11 America. Actually started in '01 but peaked around '06-'08 all the while while we were being told that we weren't even IN a recession (until late Nov. '08 when Bush was ousted, hmmm). Symptoms of GR include, but are not limited to, huge pay cuts, massive job losses, homelessness, foreclosures, and a rise in the crime rate.
Damn, remember how things were before the Great Recession when all we had to worry about was if Clinton was getting head in the Oval Office? Now we have to worry about the whole fucking world hating us & wanting us dead.
by Bangboy March 8, 2010
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recession

An excuse for people not to pay debts they owe.
ME: Yo! men its been 5months and you ain't paid the $50 bucks you owe me.

Buddy: Its the recession pal. I can't even earn me a dime.
by majornephew November 1, 2010
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Depression

We are not emos, nor are we goth, or weird little geeks. We can be anyone. From the shy girl with the black hoodie and piercings to the popular girl with the pink north face Jacket and earrings.

Depression is not a disease or sickness. Its a state of being. Its who we are. It's not the black clothes and piercings.
Its not your social life nor is it your shyness.
Its not those sleepless nights or your stress eating.

You cannot be told by a doctor that you have depression. They probably don't know what it actually is. They probably never even went through it.

Depression is what it is to the person who has it. Everyone is different. We all cope with it differently to. Some don't sleep, some stress eat, some cut and on extreme occasions we commit suicide.

Don't judge us. We are who we are.

Depressed.
Depression is not a sickness or disease.
by MoonThiefRM May 15, 2016
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