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Mentally Redneck

Beyond stupid to the point that it has surpassed the stupidity of rednecks. A "Mentally Redneck" Doesn't have to be an actual Redneck, just someone so stupid they are now classified as "Mentally Redneck"
Atleast 75% of the people who voted for Deez Nuts in the North Carolina 2016 Presidential poll are mentally rednecks.
by Sramazan September 30, 2015
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Redneck Toothbrush

A toothpick which is found hanging from the lips of a redneck. Typically ones only means of picking squirrel meat and other guck out from between ones teeth.
Billy Bob: Look at Jimbo sitting on his porch brushin' his teeth in public.
Sally Anne: What you talkin' 'bout?
Billy Bob: What you think he's doing with that toothpick?
Sally Anne: Oh. Oh... ya.
Billy Bob: Ya, he's rockin' that Redneck Toothbrush.
by Sam B. L. June 21, 2012
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redneck queen

A redneck women whom is strong and loves all her mud lovers. When she comes down the road in her big ass truck or sits on her camo thrown people adore her.
Honk your truck for the redneck queen.
by Im humman February 6, 2014
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redneck divorce

n. an order of protection (or restraining order) obtained against one's spouse
Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?

Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.
by Covite November 28, 2011
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metro-redneck

A person residing within a small to mid-size southern metropolitan area, such as Chattanooga, Atlanta or Jacksonville.
My cousin is a real metro-redneck since he moved to Nashville from Murfreesboro.
by go_tard_willie September 11, 2005
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RedNeck Swag

It's when a Redneck think they be pimpin, rockin their 6year dirty cow boy, their john deer tractor hats, and their cameo pants or other assorted dirty jeans. With an array of none matching shirts such with red neck sayings on them.
Neil: Quent did you see Billy Joe?
Quent: Yeah
Neil: That foo' thinkin he pimpin wit them Levi's jacked up his ass.
Quent: Hell yeah, think he Redneck Swaggin
Neil: Foo nasty.......you know he hasn't took a bath since the 3rd grade
Quent: Just like a redneck
by DatSouthSideBoi June 7, 2009
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nasty redneck

Hey nadd licker, check out that nasty redneck over there.
by Sam Benevedez January 15, 2009
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