Skip to main content

Redneck Toothbrush

A toothpick which is found hanging from the lips of a redneck. Typically ones only means of picking squirrel meat and other guck out from between ones teeth.
Billy Bob: Look at Jimbo sitting on his porch brushin' his teeth in public.
Sally Anne: What you talkin' 'bout?
Billy Bob: What you think he's doing with that toothpick?
Sally Anne: Oh. Oh... ya.
Billy Bob: Ya, he's rockin' that Redneck Toothbrush.
by Sam B. L. June 21, 2012
mugGet the Redneck Toothbrush mug.

redneck divorce

n. an order of protection (or restraining order) obtained against one's spouse
Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?

Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.
by Covite November 28, 2011
mugGet the redneck divorce mug.

Redneck sushi

A homemade flashlight rednecks use when they can’t get any pussy
Cledis has been striking out at the bar so he’s been using that redneck sushi
by AggressiveTurtle April 21, 2021
mugGet the Redneck sushi mug.

Skinny redneck

One of, if not the most dangerous kind of redneck
Random guy I'm too lazy to make a name for: Skinny Rednecks are pretty dangerous
Guy I feel like needs to be here in order for the first guy's sentence to make sense
by black nigger balls December 1, 2021
mugGet the Skinny redneck mug.

metro-redneck

A person residing within a small to mid-size southern metropolitan area, such as Chattanooga, Atlanta or Jacksonville.
My cousin is a real metro-redneck since he moved to Nashville from Murfreesboro.
by go_tard_willie September 11, 2005
mugGet the metro-redneck mug.

RedNeck Swag

It's when a Redneck think they be pimpin, rockin their 6year dirty cow boy, their john deer tractor hats, and their cameo pants or other assorted dirty jeans. With an array of none matching shirts such with red neck sayings on them.
Neil: Quent did you see Billy Joe?
Quent: Yeah
Neil: That foo' thinkin he pimpin wit them Levi's jacked up his ass.
Quent: Hell yeah, think he Redneck Swaggin
Neil: Foo nasty.......you know he hasn't took a bath since the 3rd grade
Quent: Just like a redneck
by DatSouthSideBoi June 7, 2009
mugGet the RedNeck Swag mug.

nasty redneck

Hey nadd licker, check out that nasty redneck over there.
by Sam Benevedez January 15, 2009
mugGet the nasty redneck mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email