redneck divorce

n. an order of protection (or restraining order) obtained against one's spouse

Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?

Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.

by Covite November 28, 2011

Redneck sushi

A homemade flashlight rednecks use when they can’t get any pussy

Cledis has been striking out at the bar so he’s been using that redneck sushi

by AggressiveTurtle April 21, 2021

redneck bottleneck

A specific point on hwy 10 in Coon Rapids, Minnesota where there is frequent traffic congestion.

I'm going to be late, I'm stuck in the redneck bottleneck.

by MyFactsAreAccurate August 15, 2019

Redneck Threesome

The act of masturbating and licking ones armpit simultaneously.

Because his girlfriend would never go for it, Cletus had his own Redneck Threesome.

by SeeUPee August 15, 2012

metro-redneck

A person residing within a small to mid-size southern metropolitan area, such as Chattanooga, Atlanta or Jacksonville.

My cousin is a real metro-redneck since he moved to Nashville from Murfreesboro.

by go_tard_willie September 11, 2005

RedNeck Swag

It's when a Redneck think they be pimpin, rockin their 6year dirty cow boy, their john deer tractor hats, and their cameo pants or other assorted dirty jeans. With an array of none matching shirts such with red neck sayings on them.

Neil: Quent did you see Billy Joe?
Quent: Yeah
Neil: That foo' thinkin he pimpin wit them Levi's jacked up his ass.
Quent: Hell yeah, think he Redneck Swaggin
Neil: Foo nasty.......you know he hasn't took a bath since the 3rd grade
Quent: Just like a redneck

by DatSouthSideBoi June 7, 2009

nasty redneck

a basic redneck

Hey nadd licker, check out that nasty redneck over there.

by Sam Benevedez January 15, 2009