Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
by ubermilf August 31, 2016
a genital orifice when used for smuggling of contraband ; for females, either the vagina or anus is used, while obviously just the sphincter option is available for men.
by ubermilf August 31, 2016
by Diamondxo June 25, 2024
Whilst banging Brenda last night, I slipped my thumb knuckle-deep into her prison pocket, and she loved it.
by Slippy Dickerson March 27, 2022
(1) A glorious, swift, and cheap mass expedition of justice for the salvation of the tax payer. (2) The type of welcomed arson—by all—that both financially saves and violently purifies a community or nation. (3) A grueling punishment of various degrees, such as temperature and burns, in which a population of inmates must suddenly, collectively, and submissively endure behind locked bars for the economic benefit of the community or nation.
Auditor: “How many hours did you manage the prison last quarter, and how much did it cost?”
Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high school football stadium.”
Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high school football stadium.”
by 7even 4our 1ne August 03, 2021
Meghan and Nathan could not decide what to do on Saturday night. There were so many options, they fell into a decision prison.
by meggymc September 04, 2022