poon smooch

Licking a girls pussy.. or a mans. In that case it's called smooching a manpoon. Pehaps your own.

I'd love to smooch her poon!

Let go out for some good old poon smooching..

How can a man smooch his own manpoon?

by Diggathan November 21, 2006

poon sandwich

Lettuce and tomato need not apply here. Poon sandwich is the first, last, and only way to describe anything and everything. Oh yeah, its also a vajayjay.

ex. Leetness was playing Halo 3 so good, he slathered mayonnaise on his poon sandwich.

ex. "Fuck you, you poon sandwich"

ex. Sally was showing off her poon sandwich, much to Tom's delight.

ex. He won and made the losers eat his poon sandwich.

by Rick Ross 2.0 November 9, 2007

Jarble Poon

often used to describe a person in an offensive way.
means stinky vagina to some people, though others consider it to mean a vagina with marbles falling out of it.
But hey, who knows?!

Alex: Lucas is such a jarble poon

Adrienne: OH MY GOD! IM GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT! YOU CAN SMELL HIS VAGINA FROM HERE!

Lucas: Omg its not my fault, I didnt put those marbles there!

by jarbley homo luke January 27, 2011

Poon Baby

One who is cowardice or lacking any fervor.

"What you mean you dont wanna come to the show?"
"My Mom said i cant..."
"Man, you ain't nothing but a little Poon Baby!"

by Cronktoculous 3000 January 4, 2008

Poon Sling

poon sling - n. - (poo-nh sli-ing) A sling designed for the sole purpose of throwing poon long distances with minimal effort.

<i>ex: Jhonny used his new poon sling he had purchased to prwnx0rnate that bitch hardcore yo.</i>

by Sean Baker October 10, 2005

Poon Job

1. A person who is beyond a poon. Someone who is such an asshole/pussy that just callng them a poon doesn't quite do it.

1. Wow, that kid is such a poon job.

by Poofer May 13, 2005

Poon Tang

Used as a term for a woman's "cha cha". It is most often penetrated with an erect penis. It can also be stimulated by rubbing upon the infamous clitoris.

Last night, I penetrated Joanne's fat and hairy poon tang. Afterwards I felt disgusted because she weighed over two-thirty and I called dibs for sloppy seconds.

by CrypticMetaphor May 11, 2010