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Polite Wipe

The perfunctory wipe-down of a surface before someone else uses the still-filthy surface. It is commonly performed as a means to signal care and consideration for a third party without actually caring enough to clean properly.
I gave the phone a polite wipe before moving desks.
by Office Drone #695 September 19, 2019
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political christian

A person who hasn't been near a church since their Christening and knows bugger all about Christian beliefs but due to their right wing political leanings defines themselves as Christian.
Often as an attempt to justify religious bigotry e. g. "I don't want no moozlims bringing their Shania law to this country. I'm a Christian this is a Christian county"
" Jeff thinks pancake day is a celebration of how tasty pancakes are and doesn't even go to church at Christmas but he's racist so naturally he's a political Christian."
by Uffish Tea November 6, 2018
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Politically Depressed

Principled people feel an unshakable, deep depression set in when the wrong politics is winning in their government or culture.

That person is “politically depressed”.
After xyz won the election, I’m in a haze, daze, and/or stupor. I honestly feel politically depressed. In the clinical sense of that word. He’s been in office for YEARS and I still can’t shake the deep depression that has set in.
by Sue Denim September 4, 2020
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Political Influencer

a person who takes part in influencing political outcomes.

Political Influencers include lobbyists, activists, donors, journalists, news anchors, organizations, political consultants, and other people that make money at the expense of U.S. citizens.
The political influencers lied every moment to feed their greed. It will be a cold day in hell before they'll give up controlling the political narrative.
by Save The Republic December 26, 2021
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Politically aligned sexual preference

aka. P.A.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people of the same political identity as they are
Joana is a Democrat who has a politically aligned sexual preference; meaning she is only sexually attracted to people who also identify as being democrats.
by Vanguard 1998 April 3, 2021
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political

how to respond when someone types or says something that makes no sense
"yedgviueviyefvgfgrilewu"
"woah dont get too political there"
by morefuntomiss April 22, 2022
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politics

stupid shit. anyone who's too into politics should not be trusted
Guy 1: Do you want to talk about politics?
Guy 2: No *walks away)
by wikipedia has a gay sex page?! December 15, 2023
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