pizza pussy

Female genitalia that is covered in large area with either acne, herpes, scavies, psorisus or other know skin-affected ailmets.
"I have to fuck my wife with the lights out because Susan is covered in pimples. Why, she even suffers from pizza pussy, it's so bad!!"

Sammie: "OMG Sarah! You're bleeding through your jeans! Do you need a tampon?"
Sarah: "Oh, no, that's just the aftermath from popping the zits on my pizza pussy."
Sammie: "...that's fucking sick."

"If you look carefully, that prostitute on the corner clearly suffers from pizza pussy, probably brought on by syphalis. Look, it spreads down her thighs!"
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Pizza Boomerang

a simple dinner request could turn into either a friendly getogether with the family or a violent attack of epic porportions. beware that boomerang pizzas are not all the same... they all are made differently with all of their, as yu can call it, "unique powers".

beware: for if they fall in the wrong hands they may be deadly.
example if it gets in the the wrong hands:

"WOAH MAN!? howd you get that scar on your forehead?"
"its a battle scar..."
"oh... like army? marines..? what happened?"
"family night...4 years ago... turned deadly...that sauce...those images...*gasp* i never saw it coming.."
"wat was coming?!"
"..the...the...p..PIZZA BOOMERANG!!!"

example if its in the right hands:

"hey wanna toss that pizza over here?"
"not THIS pizza *SHAMWOW* i got my handy dandy
PIZZZA BOOMERANG!!"
"OHMYGOD YOU GOT ONE?"
"yes. now dance."
by thebabyeatingdingo March 28, 2010
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I'm a pizza

What you say when your surprised or in disbelief. A substitute for Oh MY GOD!
Person 1: Micheal Jackson died yesterday.

Person2: I'M A PIZZA!
by Shrugu December 22, 2009
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Pizza Pie

When a guy gives a girl a cream pie while she's on her period
I have her a pizza pie last night, it was a hot sexy mess!
by Eboypm February 17, 2017
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Ordering Pizza

Code for buying illegal drugs.

There are special toppings used to specialize what kind of drugs are being bought.

Ex. “I'm ordering pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni” really means “I'm buying drugs, mainly ecstasy and heroine.”

See pizza.
Kate told her parents she needed money to order pizza but really was using it to buy drugs.
by Luper October 25, 2004
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Pizza Strength

any feats of strength associated with or which are conjured by eating an enormous amount of Chicago's finest.
Lefler just slammed back 16 deep dish pepperoni and he saved that kid pinned beneath the bus with his pizza strength.
by Andrew Papa John's Davis March 06, 2011
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cuban pizza

Just like 8 slices in a pizza, you take 8 Cuban men and they ejaculate all over an Italian woman's large aerolas other wise known as pepperoni nipples.
We ordered Papa Johns but we settled for a Cuban pizza all over Andreas pepperoni nipples instead.
by steadyjones January 19, 2017
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