Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.

Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!

by Jachze February 23, 2010

Pimp Hug

The hug a "player" will give to a lady, when the two are not involved in a relationship. This is the hug he gives all ladies, thus making him a pimp, making this a pimp hug. Usually, but not always, involves only one arm of his. This is a casual hug that can be given at any time.

Today i saw my ex boyfriend, and he didn't even give me a pimp hug. What a jerk.

by pimphugger94 July 20, 2011

Pimp Captain

A Pimp Captain is someone so bad-ass, he not only pimps the hoes, he pimps the pimps.

There are a number of ways to become a Pimp Captain. For example, if you moon walk on your knees, back-hand a pimp three times consecutively, hire your wife as your hoe then divorce her but keep her as your hoe, etc.

by Officer Jimmy December 29, 2010

pimp-team

a squad size element of pimps

Yo man, if we don't pay them ho's, a pimp-team is gonna show up and tax our ass...

by trickydicksdickdiggindevils420 January 23, 2009

welfare pimp

A man that lives off of women with public assistance

You laying up in that lady house not paying any bills living off of food stamps n housing you a welfare Pimp

by Shanaia September 17, 2018

Shit Pimp

Some one who is such a fuckin idiot that he is decribed as some one who pimps out shity ass holes.

James: O god my step brother bought a hat that makes him look like a 60's wise guy. He also asked out my sister (his step sister) 2 twice in a week.

Joey:What a shit pimp.

by Grage Troder July 1, 2010

female pimp

A female that gets money from both male or female

NEKISHA is a female pimp she has everyone making her money

by nekisha June 23, 2006