slap a pickle

To slap a mans' penis

Girl 1: He pissed he off, so I gave him a slap a pickle
Girl 2: Oh my god you did?

by Ryan Seecrest April 30, 2008

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Pickle Powder

When you don't clean your dick after sex and allow the vaginal secretions to dry into a white crusty powder on your cock.

After banging your mom last night I ran home to find my boots full of pickle powder.

by Opie82 April 1, 2022

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Moon Pickle

Term of endearment when your woman is on her period and craving a jar of preserved vegetables .

I love you my little moon pickle!

by Jypcie November 16, 2016

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pickled cauliflower

1. A vegetable soaked in vinegar

2. Very wrinkly, crinkly misshapen vagina

1. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

2. I just ate some pickled cauliflower

by Monodon July 27, 2004

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A sexual maneuver in which a man has his genitals mouthed by more than one person, usually of both sexes, and this is reigning monarch over them, or the "Pickle Prince". In extreme cases, this person can ascend to the rank of Cucumber King.

I became the pickle prince last night when Todd and Ethel gave me a good bit of felatio after the gala.

by feeshna September 30, 2015

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Pickled Steamer

A variation of the "drydock." Start with a standard drydock (shut of toilet water supply, flush water out, leave a big STEAMING turd in the bowl), then piss on it. You are left with a steaming pile of pickled poop.

The hostess at that Christmas party was being a bitch, so I left a Pickled Steamer in her powder room.

by pilreadydog April 30, 2008

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