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phantological

adj. female sexual obsession for ghosts, rarely defined as a medical condition. Also see phantology.
"You are so phantological, Deidre"! her mum screamed in disgust as she found countless copies of "Ghost World" in her daughters secret drawer.
by Jumaï July 30, 2006
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phantom gourmet

Busybody who always needs to ask where one's lunch has come from, even if it's obvious. Every ingredient must be accounted for.
Zeke: How come you didn't have lunch with us today, Clyde?

Clyde: I got caught by the phantom gourmet. Of course she had to ask me if I'd gotten my burger at Wendy's. I said, "What gave it away? The bag that says 'Wendy's' on it?"
by Krakky McKraken November 11, 2008
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Pandoring

The act of listening to songs on Pandora.com, a popular website that links you to songs that are similar to songs/artists that you like.
Girl 1: Sorry for being late. I lost track of time while pandoring.

Guy 1: I was supposed to pick up my wife from the airport yesterday but I lost track of time with my girlfriend and was late.
Guy 2: How did you manage to get out of that?
Guy 1: I told her I was pandoring for a little too long.
by ketchupgoddess April 18, 2009
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phanto

A "phanto" pronounced "fawn-toe" or "fon-toe", is another word to describe an uncircumsized itty. It's usually a term coined by some Native American Plains Indians, generally in the Dakota region.
Shut up before i cut the foreskin off your phanto and roll it around in the grass.
by kgsoloman5000 February 5, 2010
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phantom wang

the art of showing your genitals in a hidden fashion so the person seeing the genitalia doesn't know who the perpetrator is.
Esteban phantom wanged some girls and traffic from the third story balcony.
by dong warrior November 22, 2010
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Pandora-ing

When you can't sleep with the person you really want to be with so you purposely hook up with someone who possesses similar traits or features.

Based on Pandora radio - users enter a song or artist that they enjoy, and the service responds by playing selections that are musically similar.
"Tristan broke up with me but I am totally Pandora-ing this guy at work. He has blue eyes like Tristan's and a comparable sense of humor."
by Mindyspark March 25, 2011
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Pandora's Whore

A "fragile" virgin that holds out while every other girl is putting out.
Little does anyone else anyone else know she is the kinkiest, filthiest, most loyal, unleashed cumslut to ever walk into your life ever who will probably, most likely, make you and your dick cry. Probably masturbates as much as a guy because she isn't fucking anyone and her sex drive is massive. When her first time is taken, it is like unleashing a beast.

NOTE: The weird shy girls are usually Pandora's Whores!!!
Jenny is a Pandora's Whore because she is a virgin who chooses to hold onto it but talks about sex 24/7 and probably has the potential to be explosively amazing in bed and nobody knows it yet.
by California Bae Area December 29, 2016
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