Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022

Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 19, 2011

Eddie's Pet

A redhead with a collar and a lead.

Shannon is Eddie's Pet

by Solomundy September 8, 2023

Pet

(Verb)
to gently and/or cutely pat an animal you own
(Noun)
an animal you own

I like to pet my cat.

by WhichPen34 October 14, 2022

Bin pet

A naughty bin weevil

If you have a fettish for bin weevils then you are a bin pet.

by Makegoodchoiceskids March 25, 2022

In the pet

In a mood with a person or situation

I forgot the missus’s birthday yesterday so she’s in the pet with me now

by RockChick1978 March 17, 2024

Pet

Ifsah Chowdhary

Ifsah is my pet

by Thegamersbuttox May 18, 2018