"Club penguin" is a famous game for kids. The star of this game is le best fat cunt cowbelly! He is a fat cunt that will call you a fat cunt, ok ya fat cunt?
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as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
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skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.
2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,
while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence
skills and talents.
When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
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Derived from bros, often named Cole, going "cold turkey."
Derived from bros, often named Cole, going "cold turkey."
"Babe, Why are you dressed in nothing but a white shirt and bowtie?"
"Boo, get yourself ready to lick up my fresh squeezed juice; I'm about to go Cole Penguin."
"Boo, get yourself ready to lick up my fresh squeezed juice; I'm about to go Cole Penguin."
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