poo packer

a homosexual who packs cock meat in his rectum.

my bother in law is a faggot ass poo packer

by breakfastclub October 28, 2008

Baldy Fudge Packer

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!

That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.

by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011

Green Gay Packers

A Common Term for the Green Bay Packers.

Those fucking green gay packers, they already suck at football, and now they're screwing each other too!

by SHAKEANBAKE August 9, 2006

cherry picker

Someone at work who saves all the good or easy jobs for himself and his buddies. Also applies to an athlete who only plays when he feels like it or when he can come in and take all the glory for himself.

Damn Jeff is such a cherry picker. He took the easy job and dumped all the grunt work off on us.

by DennisIsEvil August 22, 2006

Peckerhead

A person of douche-like qualities. Such as someone with an obnoxious attitude.

1. That bong rip was for me you fucking peckerhead.
2. That rich kid right there, he straightup bugs everyone, hes a peckerhead.

by ChunkybuttSD November 5, 2008

Pucker Nuts

A wuss, Pansy or Pussy.

When your nut sack puckers up so badly from fear that it gets sucked back up into your body.

AKA, no balls.

Pucker Nut is used when subject only has one testicle.

Friends, "Hey Ted, Take that there spoon and mason jar and get us some honey from that African bee hive."

Ted says, "Fuck that shit. That's suicide!!"

Friends, "Come on Pucker Nuts, I want fucking honey for my lemon tea right now!"

by Silversnow May 30, 2011

Pale Pucker

An ass recently waxed and bleached.

Her pale pucker gleamed brightly in the darkness of her bedroom.

by John A W September 25, 2005