parkersonlywife

parkersonlywife aka the best person ever

parkersonlywife is the greatest person ever.

by marheled May 27, 2022

parker

gay

ong parker is a gay queer

by jossywossy May 29, 2022

Parker

Parker is a weird faggot and is really fine also she is gay which makes her my gf she will always make you smile and when I’m mad she makes it either worse or better she is pretty and has anger issues she likes to box and will makes me happy. Gay fag

Wish I was a gay fag like Parker

She’s so pretty

by Moneybagnuts May 29, 2022

Parker Phillips

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Vodka, Red Bull, and an orange twist.

Customer: “I’ll take a Parker Phillips”
Bartender: “What the fuck is that?”

by Yoyoyojohn May 30, 2022

Parker

A kind and loving giraffe. He is very nice to his girlfriend and he will only and commonly date girls named things such as Harlow or They have a strong bond that will not be broken by girls named things such as Victoria. He is very tall, athletic, funny, compassionate, caring, and kind. He gives the best hugs and is great at making you feel safe. He often plays sports such as basketball, football, soccer, or even track. He also will often play an instrument which will possibly be a trumpet or guitar.

Person 1: "Have you seen Parker?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he is like a giraffe."
Person 1: "And he plays the trumpet too!"
Person 2: "OMG, really!? I'm gonna go talk to him!"

by NIUBCFtwrxdtcfyvgubhinjomSZXRD June 1, 2022

Parker

A name meaning "keeper of land." Most likely the only one in your friend group with a crush on Legolas from Lord of the Rings that can actually justify himself, everyone else just says "haha hot elf". Not a person to be taken lightly, he WILL break your kneecaps if you mess with him.

I can't watch movies with Parker anymore, all he wants to talk about is the hot men.

by Pablo Sr., Father of Pablo June 6, 2022

Parker

A very cool guy

Peter parker; spiderman

Parker is a peter

by Kitoru June 10, 2022