King Panda

Any chinese food resturant with fantastic wonton soup and bangin' egg rolls that can deliver worldwide at any time of the day or night.

"I need some chinese food and it is 3am!"
"Let's just call King Panda delivery!"

by BigTits101 September 14, 2009

Post Panda Paralysis

The malaise state one experiences after engorging oneself on panda express.

No I cant get off the couch and do that, I am suffering from Post Panda Paralysis

by Philosophical Harassment Panda April 29, 2011

confused panda

when you are not understanding what is going on, or not aware of the scenario

I have no clue what is going on? I wouldn't even know where to start the project.. I am a confused panda

by meldarican June 1, 2011

Hood Panda

An Asian hood rat

Me: Hey let's go to Tokyo Express! It's sketchy as balls, but delicious.

Steve: Yeah bro! My $5 can get me chicken teriyake, rice, carrots, shrimp sauce, an egg roll, and my fortune told by a cookie.

Me: That place is definitely run by hood pandas

by LSwho? November 2, 2012

The Paddy Train

Name given to a drunken Irishman or man who goes by the name of 'Patrick' when trying to converse with females on a night out. Also known as Paddy's Lemon Party adventure

"where has paddy gone?"
"he's over there trying to get girls aboard The Paddy Train"

by Kcholey November 9, 2012

inverse panda

To have contrastingly untanned skin around one's eyes as opposed to the tan on the rest of one's face (usually caused due to regular use of sunglasses or swim goggles) hence the name inverse panda.

Jemma : how did you manage the inverse panda?

Josie : well you can't have it all, i love swimming!!

by Grizzlygibbon June 1, 2014

Pudgy panda

Someone who used to work out a lot but now just has flabs instead of abs

Arnold Schwarzenegger is becoming a pudgy panda.

by Bulletproofhobi September 4, 2015