pork wagon

n. a pork wagon (or pork-mobile) is a police squad car, paddy wagon, or other clearly labeled law enforcement vehicle. Also known as 5-0 five oh
Went to Slevs for smokes and saw a pork wagon in the parking lot, but I didn't see any pigs inside.
by phillydrifter April 17, 2011
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Potato wagon

This is a “curse” word that a child could use. Although it has a rather derogatory meaning, potato wagon is something a kid could say and nobody would bat an eye. Obviously grown ups can also use this.

Potato wagon is used to indicate that a teacher, most likely an elementary teacher, has a humongous behind.
*In a setting where children are present*

Parent A “So I went to the parent-teacher conference right.”
Parent B “Did it go well?”
Parent A “It did, nothing was wrong although the teacher had the biggest potato wagon i’ve ever seen before!”
Parent B “Was it really that big?”

Parent A “It was! When they turned around there was like an after effect of force and I almost flung backwards.”
by Skeeoung April 13, 2024
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g wagon

a term typically gamers use to describe someone of a bigger size, because a g wagon is a bigger car
by angel2740 February 04, 2021
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Burden wagoner

similar to band wagoner, but when some one has passed away before their time and everyone starts saying that the person who has died was their "best friend", or that they were so close with the person. mainly occurs in people who don't really have a cause in life and need to find some way to get attention and feel like they've done something productive for once. mostly occurs with teen deaths.
person 1: did you hear about joe? :(
Burden wagoner: yeah man, its too bad, that kid was my best friend.

person 1: didnt you only have like 1 class with him?
Burden wagoner: nah man. we hung out all the time and we were real close
person 1: oh, yeah okay.
Burden wagoner: no im serious, we really did hang out all the time.
person 1: alright. (sarcasm)
by jigggg November 23, 2011
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Bounce Wagon

Someone who openly flames and shit talks many people, yet doesn't have a return address for there shit talk.
"Earl Fartsack" has 501 friends on an internet social network, he regularly flames and all caps messages their public spaces, but yet "Earl Fartsack" himself doesn't let anyone or thing reply to him. What a total bounce wagon, mother spunk face's Bounce Wagon needs to be falcon punched.
by JohnTuckerismybirfday July 20, 2011
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Faggin’ Wagon

A lifted truck with a bunch of flags on the back. Usually used to pick up other homosexual men.
“Hey, you wanna take a ride in my faggin’ wagon back to my place and I’ll suck your dick?”
by Zapruder_313 August 04, 2022
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Wagon Rider/ (Rider)

Definition:
Some who lives there life riding the bandwagon of what is mainstream for the purpose of seeming like they belong.
Wagon Rider/ (Rider)

Example 1
(Pre-covid) Wagon Rider: "I'm not wearing a fucking mask."
(Post-covid) same Rider: "Why aren't you wearing your mask!"

Example 2
Rider: Hey look at " Crack Panther."

Same Rider, later: "Wakanda forever. RIP"

Example 3
Jason: about time my team got their shit together.

Keith: Ok rider.
by MexicanheorMexicanthe September 01, 2020
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