something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.
Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham
Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???
boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
boy: Oh it's Teham
Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???
boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
by TEHAM March 27, 2019
Get the the spotted dickmug. by 17thirtyn8 May 23, 2017
Get the Hittin the spotmug. by Ms. B Pre-Cummerbatch November 26, 2014
Get the week spotmug. by Ginger Viking Jesus January 10, 2021
Get the Yub Spotmug. splattering the insides of the toilet bowl after a lunch at Moes or similar. Or a day after beerfest bowel movement.
p1 - ugh man, that mexican food is hitting my stomach bad, i gotta go take a dump. p2 - be sure you clean up the bowl after you're done cheetah spotting it.
by ZSSpeedstream October 15, 2009
Get the Cheetah Spottingmug. When a woman recieves an orgasm or erotic thrill after falling from great heights, such as bungie jumping or skydiving.
by Charismatic los3r February 18, 2011
Get the BunG-spotmug. by Da' Rippa December 28, 2019
Get the Safe spotmug.