A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.
"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
by General Lee A. Dumas December 3, 2013
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Any object which is inserted into the anus.
Fags possess many fart rods among them.
by Matija Lazic June 1, 2006
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Adam: Who the fuck is Rod Stewart?
Steve: The original O.G. Fuckboi.. This guy was fuckboi-ing before fuckboi-ing.
by goldengrey1776 December 13, 2021
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The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)
by Spanks Johnson December 3, 2017
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When your car has been rained on and is left with that dusty hue it could be described as 'Rod-bearer' filthy
Jesus Greg.... my car is rod-bearer filthy atm. Need to get it cleaned...
by fireblade401 July 3, 2020
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A rod you use to stick up some ones but
Sonny go get the elf rod so we can shove it up ur mother’s ass
by Drogon are da best November 27, 2020
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