drunk front

a frontal system that moves in and creates unfishable conditions for the next day(s) so therefore the best way to pass this time is to drink

Roger: "hey when is this drunk front supposed to move in?"
Ralph: "its supposed to move in tonight, the wind is supposed to pick up for next few days. It looks like the next fishable day won't be 'til the middle of the week"

by fishkiller443 January 17, 2010

Front flossing

When a woman’s underwear, specifically a thong, is pulled up in the front to cut between her labia majora.

Her hot pink thong was pulled up so far she was front flossing

by f00d_s1ut May 11, 2024

Front

The cover.

Don't you fuckin' get it. It means the fuckin cover. Like the front of the book dipshit.

by ThePhelper May 8, 2019

Pissing in Front of the Pope

A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.

Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.

by MrParkerLovesLearning September 8, 2023

Front Butter

Urine and/or ejaculate is used as a condiment.

Mark pranked Derek into eating his front butter.

by JimmyTheSmack March 8, 2019

Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025

"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.

by 75lineman January 25, 2025

the grass in your front lawn

The vagina hairs

A way to make fun of slutty Mexicans

The grass in your front lawn is so nice/

Jesus you spend more time mowing the grass in her front lawn than all your jobs combined

by Jabae24 December 6, 2016