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bob jon

When a girl is sleeping, you stick your balls in her mouth, then take a picture, mail it to her three days later, and on the back you write "You got bob jon'd Bitch!"
Oh my God! I just got bob jon'd!!!!!!
by Fat Fuckerrrrr January 10, 2009
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cry bobs

A person who descends into a foul mood/strop/tantrum unnecessarily.

Can also be used as a verbal device to diffuse the Cry Bobs's' tantrum by pointing out the pathetic nature of their behaviour.
Alex receives three less peas on his plate than Duncan and Fiona and is given the crap stool to sit on around the Christmas dinner table.
Alex: 'I WISH ONE OF YOU GOT THE CRAP STOOL JUST FOR ONCE, then you'dknow what was like to be me.'

Fiona & Duncan: 'No need to be a cry bobs about it!!'
by dereck handlebar January 24, 2015
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Bob McBob

by Urmomiaapotato November 10, 2018
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Cock bobbing

When you or someone is so tired you keep falling asleep over and over causing a "bobbing" effect with your head (with your mouth open). This occurs mostly in the sitting position, and resembles the motions of giving a blowjob.
I was so fucking tired today, I was cock bobbing all through class.
by virginiasucks February 18, 2012
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Bob's Ramen

A made-up chain of Ramen in Tokyo and a banner in the game Rocket League. This is the source of the famous Bob's Ramen Cult.
I could really have some Bob's Ramen...
by grauny December 27, 2018
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Bob and Larry

Bob and Larry are a cucumber and tomato duo who appear in the children's Christianity series VeggieTales. Larry is the cucumber and more fun-loving and joking of the duo while Bob is the tomato and often gets annoyed at Larry's stupid antics. They are voiced by the show's creators, Larry is voiced by Mike Nawrocki while Bob is voiced by Phil Vischer.
Bob: Sometimes Larry, I wonder how you come up with your logic.
Larry: Well Bob, you know me, always the unexpected one. (Wink).
This dialogue is my thinking of Bob and Larry having a conversation.
by Reader, TV and music girl 2004 November 5, 2018
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nig-bobbing

The act of jive-walking around a convenient store , mall, or gas station parking lot begging for change, cigarettes, or something free.
I hate going to that 7-11 on Back River Neck Road because there is always some darky "nig-bobbing" around the parking lot for change or a Newport.
by WillSaunders September 15, 2011
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