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Den Ten

a brilliant YouTuber. a very sweet little Mushroom and he will always love you no matter what. if your'e dating a Den Ten you have hit gold. He is such a nice guy and he treats his women right. Den Ten i love you very much and want you to be happy. den ten will go far in life so keep him by your side. Den Ten is a pet name that Den Ten loves, so call him that all the time if your'e dating him.
Nawww I love you so much Den Ten your'e my perfect little mushroom.
by thesexgodess September 17, 2020
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.9.A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine.9.
.9.A Cuban Dies November Tenth, Two Thousand And Ten And Dominicans Move In November Tenth, Two Thousand And Nine.9.
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The Ten Commuffments

The Ten Commuffments

And the Muff spoke all these words, saying: "I am Muff!"

ONE: You shall have no other Muffs before Me.

TWO: You shall not make yourself a carved Muff--any likeness of anything that is in Muff heaven above, or that is in the Muff beneath, or that is in the Muff under the Earth.

THREE: You shall not take the name of the Muff in Vain.

FOUR: Remember the Muff day, to keep it Muffy.

FIVE: Honor your Muff's.

SIX: You shall not murder Muff.

SEVEN: You shall not commit adultery on Muff.

EIGHT: You shall not steal Muff.

NINE: You shall not bear false witness against your Muff.

TEN: You shall not covet your Muff's house; you shall not covet your Muff, nor the Muff's partner, nor the Muff servant, nor his Muffiest of Muffs, nor his Muffets, nor his Muffins, nor his Muffings, nor his Muffed Muff, nor his Muff Muffs, nor his Muffism ways, nor his Muff Monster, nor his Muff cheese, nor his Muffdoctor, nor his Muffdiver, nor anything that is your Muff's.
Muff: Live life by the code of Muffism.

Joe Jerk Off: How do I do that?

Muff: Start by reading The Ten Commuffments...
by Muffism June 2, 2010
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Ten-Cobb

The purest of bowling strikes when all ten pins get back and the sound crashes so loudly that it makes your soul leap for joy.
That strike he threw just now was perfection…..all you had to do was listen and you’d know it was a Ten-Cobb for sure!
by BigMoney$ December 7, 2021
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riley tens

who’s that. oh it’s riley tens. she’s irrelevant
by iRelevant August 9, 2018
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Stay on Ten

Stay Alert, always be Ready, to stay ready for ready.
1. Police officers must stay on Ten because things can pop off any second.

2. I try staying prepared for anything, it's best to stay on Ten.
by MissTECfacts July 30, 2024
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The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.
(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay
by The Real IX April 20, 2010
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