front snatch

Front snatch used in military terms for front land rover. But more often used the vaginal space on the female human.

Get in the front snatch!!. So you run and dive in head first for both examples.

by Slagslayer February 22, 2014

front stuffed

Any natural or foreign bulge in the perineal area; around and/or including the pubic region.

Truti “When he thrust against my bush in missionary, my hedge floats on a cloud of skin. Sex is so much better front stuffed.”

by Dykeasaurs July 14, 2023

Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.

Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!

by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024

Front alley frontie

When you simp for a woman so hard to the point where she's dragging you by the balls and you enjoy it. You spent the whole night bending to her needs, but instead of coming back to your place, she leave you in front of your house and cucks you with a virgin.

Dave: "Yo how did that date go?"
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."

by Slampig123 July 27, 2021

front neck

The art of poking someone or jabbing someone in the front of the neck, generally causing the person to get angry, or to "fat neck" you. (Fat necking is the art of smacking someone in the back of the neck to cause pain).

LOL, you just got front necked.

by Dounk February 8, 2017

Front Meat

n. The curves of a womens front side and legs. A women who appears thicker from the front, or a women with large breasts and a small ass.

She doesn't have much of an ass but she had plenty of front meat to go around!

by Evantecero September 3, 2013

front tackler

This is the lucrative position of a football player who is permitted to run into the field and tackle the opponents, thereally is only one on the team and can only use this power once per game. See: Front stabber

Whoa! I can't believe that they used the front tackler on that play! Now they have to deal with the rest of the game without using him.

by ShinSplintBitchBoy October 21, 2017