cow-irker

the people in the office who serve no function other than to get on your nerves and impede any progress

I don't understand how so many people are getting laid off. All that's left now are the cow-irkers.

by Reni Valentine May 21, 2010

Cow pie

Pie made of cow

Wow thats some good cow pie, whats in it? Well its pastry with cow in it

by 69forskins June 05, 2023

Nighty Cow

A snuggly, warm, microwaveable cuddly cow that comes to say good night to you. Also now a colloquial alternative for good night.

"Nighty cow fella"

"yeah good night"

"Can you heat up my nighty cow"
"sure, I'll put it in the microwave".

by campaj1 June 22, 2013

Cow Sack

An insult used to describe a person who pissed you off. Or to describe a slut who's gonna get pregnant at an early age.

"Ugh, she's just never gonna give up! She such a cow sack!"

by Floshanda June 14, 2015

cow shat

Milly bobby brown. That’s all. Just her

“Ugh Is hate to be that ugly cow shat”

by TPShat March 21, 2018

shaked cow

How you sould ordre a milkshake if you wanna be sure people remember you,and wanna switch out the default word...

A customer at a fast food place:wanna have a big shaked cow with strawberry

by Dmaxx March 07, 2010

wooly cow

The most adorable animal known to man, they are also known as Highland Cows, and are a breed of cow native to the scottish highlands and the Outer Hebrides islands of Scotland. They are known to have large horns and a long wooly coat, and a gentle friendly nature. Their milk is rich (though not as much as Elon) and has a high butterfat content, and they are primarily a beef breed. Being a very hardy breed, they can survive in a wide variety of environments, such as the highlands they are from and the odd hellish area known by some as Trump's America. Along with this, the females concieve quickly and the bulls are aggressive and durable breeders, some starting as soon as 13 months old, though it is typically suggested not to record this, as it may be considered CP.

Joe - "Have you seen Sue's wooly cows?"
Mark - "Yeah, not a fan."
*Mark has been deemed a soulless freak.*

by Jeff_139 November 02, 2020