The Chad Method

I don't have this problem you are having because I don't participate in it

"You're fighting with your girlfriend ... I just just use the Chad method and not have one. "

My car isn't broken down, because I don't own a car, the Chad method.

Japan Cyber-Security minister bans computers.
Japan unhackable, The Chad method.

My shoes are never untied because I use Velcro, the Chad method!

by The real Matte Black November 15, 2018

Norwood Chad

A really good looking guy with a recessed hairline or bald.

Jason Statham is the ultimate Norwood Chad.

by Josh Danger February 6, 2021

Chad 2.0

A dude who goes by the name chad cuz he wants to fit in with a crowd with other chads' he also wears black air force 1's as seen in comethazine's lyrics and he will beat your ass if you look at him for 1.0 milliseconds then look away and if you approach him in any type of way he ups the strap and pistol whips your baby momma, he's not one to fw, and if u dap him off he will fuh witchu later.

Innocent Bystander: *accidentally steps on the back of his black air force 1's"
Chad 2.0: *gets super offended* "say cuz don't fuh wih me like that"
Innocent Bystander: *looks at the shoes then starts running*
Chad 2.0: *pulls out the strap*

by MW2 Lobbies be like: September 14, 2019

poser chad

Neck beard, basement dweller, that cosplays as a "Chad". Pretends to be a jock or hipster to hook up with the ladies. Is self deprecating and never had the correct verbiage for sports. Although he despises "Chads" he secretly envies them.

I went to Comic Con, and recognized the poser Chad, right off. He looked similar to a Chad, but couldn't get the girl.

by NerdGrrrl January 15, 2017

Chad's Law

Once a Chad is in motion it stays in motion; therefore the only way to stop a Chad is at the start.

Jerry: "I shouldn't have invited these guys, I didnt expect them to be complete Chads"
Newton: "If you studied Chad's law, this would not have been an issue"

by LtOfFlavourTown May 13, 2019

Chad Walk

When someone walks in such a stiff way with their thick ass muscles cuz they’re hot as fuck very common with dudes named Colin

Damn Colin you chad walking like crazy! But you do be a sexy motha fucka tho

by Many_Man_superior June 11, 2020

Chad Dad

A Dad that instills high quality values in their children.

- Self-defense
- Value of the dollar
- Accountability and Merit
- Stand up against woke culture and equity
- Commitment to Family

Hey man, I am so jealous of you. Your dad takes you shooting at the range and signs you up for self-defense courses. He's such a Chad Dad! My Dad just gives me a phone and tells me to go to my room.

by SaltySailorTV June 19, 2023