When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".
by AKA Humboldt 416E January 19, 2017
After the Saturday performance in the tent, we're having a Circus Jerk out back by the animal trailers.
by Pirazynone February 08, 2022
When a girl makes you think you’re getting some ass. Then leaves you with blue balls. Then you gotta jerk off painfully.
Bruh, this girl made me think I was gettin’ some and left me with blue balls. I had to go home and do the hurt jerk.
by G-rock October 03, 2019
Polite and subtle rejection. Someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.
by Caaulolo September 16, 2020
by Jerkee May 31, 2011
by phatbulldog October 06, 2011